Punternet is all change.xx

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I HAVE DECIDED TO PAY HOMAGE TO THE SHOES THAT MADE ME GO AAAHHHHH.

Fuck me shoes, does anyone NOT like a pair of fuck me shoes ,either dangling of  your toes as your lets go up in the air or on the end of your favourite pair of legs.

So here are some links to the sexiest fuck me shoes i can find, i shall add occasionally when i have been caught short of breath at the site of yet another pair....aaahhhh.xxx

http://www.kurtgeiger.com/online-shop/101735-kg-eleanor

Twittering tweats.

Hey guys,

I have almost 100 followers on twitter now, look me up and follow me too, get up to date info on where i am, what i am wearing and my availability on the day. You can read some of the daft things that pop into my head too...eek.

chloekisses (thats my twitter name lol.)

http://twitter.com/chloekisses

You can also find me on adultwork under the name of chloemkescort.

http://www.adultwork.com/chloemkescort+

I am also on here.

http://miltonkeynesescorts.com/

Summertime.

Well guys and girls it looks like summer is here. I love summer, it makes me feel bright and happy. When i wake up with the sun shining through it makes me feel hopeful for the day, like its a fresh start which i guess it is anyway but if its cloudy, rainy and dull i just dont feel it sometimes.

I have had a lazy weekend to be honest, not done much. I spent saturday lazing around after the required trip to hmv in search of southpark series 10 and men in black 1 for my little people. No luck though as usual so we slumped home armed with men in black 2 instead, all our joy vanquished once more by hmv and their shite stock keeping. Ho hum, never mind.

I was jollied up in the evening though as i had an outcall with a guy from punternet who i have been chatting to a lot, i was a little nervous for some reason god knows what. I need not have been though as we had a lovely drinky and a chat ,then dinner and then on to the amorous stuff with i do have to say, i really did enjoy, i shant name names but if your reading this then you know who you are, and thankyou for the caramel baileys, it bouyed me up in readiness for a gruelling sunday trip to Ikea. Joy of joys huh, why is it that once you enter you just cannot, and i mean simply cannot leave until you have a minimum of 12 pointless items in you trolley, well i cant anyway. Filled it to the brim and then got a smack in the ear from mrs common sense so dispersed most of it aroung the store on my mad dash to the check out as by now i was not only gasping for a ciggie, but i was famished and dying of thirst. Im sure they pipe something in through the air conditioning so make you so hungry that you just HAVE to have at least two large hotdogs and a couple of fizzy,s when you finally burt through check out having once again arrived after a 30 min wait in the queue at the till to discover im at the credit card on and im paying cash. So anyway, off i dash down to the car park forgetting my hotdog an drink so back up i dash to get said items, the wait down the escalator was agonising as my hotdog was covered in tomatoe sauce and mustard and was calling to me in the cruellest way...eat me....lick me...taste me....it did remind me thought that i have to re instate my website, cant think why. Back to the topic though, i dashed out of the doors only to see my precious hd fly off my trolley to the ground along with my anti death drink, i wasnt gutted, i wasnt angry, i was simply sad.Oh well, next time i guess.

Anyway, my essential purchases are now shortened, installed, lit and applied, phew. Now all i have to do is await the return of my evil landlord who is going to relieve me happily of my hard earned cash, sob.xxxx

Thats all for now folks.xx

DROOPY DONGLES

Is it just me, surely there cannot be a land filled with people as irritated as me about my dongle. I call it my droopy dongle, it fails me at the most crucfial of moments, it smiles its little blue smile at me as if to say,"look at me,im on the fastest 3g". Yet when i try to get onto my favourite sites the smile disappears and i cannot. Often when im sitting smakobango in the middle of miltonn keynes city center,i cannot get signal. I can get BTFON, for which i have to pay the piper £5.00 per day for the privalige of getting online. Once i had to borrow a friends laptop just to put a message on my adultwork saying "please do not email me,i am bereft of a connection",no-one phoned but 3 days later i found 16 emails in my inbox wanting me to be in deepest darkest birkshire ....tonight,or somewhere similar. How many guys are left saying hello to their left hand yet again because of droopy dongles, how many ladies are sitting there at a time thinking OMG, thats me posted about on punternet then,just because of doddering dongles.

There you go,my life in a dongle. So guys, if you email me and i dont get back to you,please dont think im not pulling out my hair and considering the possibility of turning my dongle into a dog chew.....cos i am.......

Chloe.xxx

I am doing tours every monday guys, i have a tour page on my website so make sure you have little peep evey now and then ,i may be near you soon but only one day at a time so dont miss me.

I am in the historical city of Cambridge next monday 19th April and i am looking forward to it, i have never been to Cambridge and so wish i had some time to explore but unfortunatly i do not,i shall be busy all day bringing joy and pleasure to all the sexy guys there...hopefully anyway.

I shall let you know how it went, if it went well, or if it all went horribly wrong ....again.eeek.

chloe.xx

So here i go........

This is my first blog,almost,ever!!! Im sitting at home trying to get my profile more prominent on google and having a mare of a time. Who knew this escorting business could be so complicated. First you have to get a website...tick,then you have to make profiles on numerous sites...tick,then you have to figure out how to get your links to said websites to work.....not tick,lol.

So anyway,i have the whole weekend at home to figure all this stuff out,thankfully i have been pointed in the direction of blogspot.

So that was my first blog,no sex,no lust,just me,lol,plenty of time for that,dont worry,its coming soon.......

chloe.xxx