DROOPY DONGLES

Is it just me, surely there cannot be a land filled with people as irritated as me about my dongle. I call it my droopy dongle, it fails me at the most crucfial of moments, it smiles its little blue smile at me as if to say,"look at me,im on the fastest 3g". Yet when i try to get onto my favourite sites the smile disappears and i cannot. Often when im sitting smakobango in the middle of miltonn keynes city center,i cannot get signal. I can get BTFON, for which i have to pay the piper £5.00 per day for the privalige of getting online. Once i had to borrow a friends laptop just to put a message on my adultwork saying "please do not email me,i am bereft of a connection",no-one phoned but 3 days later i found 16 emails in my inbox wanting me to be in deepest darkest birkshire ....tonight,or somewhere similar. How many guys are left saying hello to their left hand yet again because of droopy dongles, how many ladies are sitting there at a time thinking OMG, thats me posted about on punternet then,just because of doddering dongles.

There you go,my life in a dongle. So guys, if you email me and i dont get back to you,please dont think im not pulling out my hair and considering the possibility of turning my dongle into a dog chew.....cos i am.......

Chloe.xxx